January: I had one of those days.
February: BEWARE OF UTTER CRACK
March: Yoinked from yamikaosu!
May: ...I got an extra $400 on my paycheck.
June: My sister looks and sounds really good today.
July: What a day.
August: Wow, that was long.
September: No AIM for me this weekend--not on my main one, at least.
October: Man, I hardly had to work at all today.
November: God, Halloween was so depressing.
December: HURR OKAY HERE’S A MEME.
...God, I'm boring. My New Year's resolution is to sound more interesting in the first sentence of every month.