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[Consistently Inconsistent: a DDD-Inspired Larry Butz FST]

I thought this might be relevant to the interests of some people on my f-list, so I decided to house this here. :D

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Consistently Inconsistent: words that describe Larry Butz to the letter, in my opinion.

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01. What's My Age Again? - Blink 182

And that's about the time that she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Pretty self-explanatory, I would think. Larry did say you don't have to settle down and start acting like an adult until you're thirty, after all!

02. Should I Stay or Should I Go - the Clash

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
Ill be here 'til the end of time
So you got to let know
Should I stay or should I go?

Heh, also self-explanatory, although I don't think Larry would be so easy to get rid of even if you told him to go. :|

03. Cupid's Chokehold - Gym Class Heroes

It's been some time since we last spoke
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
But mama I fell in love again
It's safe to say I have a new girlfriend

And I know it sounds so old
But Cupid got me in a chokehold
And I'm afraid I might give in
Towel's on the mat, my white flag is wavin'

I mean she even cooks me pancakes
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is


It's been a while since we talked last and I'm tryin' hard not to talk fast
But dad I'm finally thinkin' I may have found the one
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son

And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn't last long
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
I can tell by the way she says my name

I love it when she calls my phone
She even got her very own ringtone
If that ain't love then I don't know what love is

Geez, I could paste the whole thing here. This is actually the song that inspired the FST. The very first time I heard it, I said to myself, "Oh my God, this song is about Larry." I don't think there's any explanation necessary for this one, either, is there?

04. Who Needs You - Queen

I make it half past six, you come at seven
Always try to keep me hanging round
You little spoiled thing girl, you kept me waiting
Never contemplating my point of view

This comes as no surprise
I'm a fool for I believed your lies
But now I've seen through your disguise
Who needs
Well I don't need
Who needs you?

This song reminds me of when Larry goes on his 'WHO NEEDS WOMEN' tirades... after he goes through one of his 'GOD JUST KILL ME NOW' tirades, of course.

05. One Week - Barenaked Lyrics

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

I can't pinpoint exactly what it is that reminds me of Larry in this song; it just feels like him. In my headcanon, he's the type of guy who can be serious sometimes, but more often than not, he gets nervous in sad or awkward situations and resorts to laughing or cracking jokes to make both himself and others feel better.

06. No Rain - Blind Melon

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain

And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane

I just want someone to say to me
I'll always be there when you wake
Ya know I'd like to keep my cheeks dry today
So stay with me and I'll have it made

Aside from following women to Tibet and running off to find himself and constantly being in the wrong place at the wrong time... Larry's life is pretty plain. And really, he just wants some love! Even if he doesn't know what it is...

07. Friday I'm In Love - the Cure

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday I'm in love

Larry has this amazing ability to fall in and out of love at the drop of a hat and I felt this song captured that (oohh, rhyme).

08. I'm a Loser - the Beatles

Of all the love I have won or have lost
There is one love I should never have crossed
She was a girl in a million, my friend
I should have known she would win in the end

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

Another self-explanatory one, no? When Larry gets his heart broken, he's been known to proclaim what a loser he is and how much he deserves to die. Oh, Larry. <3 I suspect he, at least partially, does this for attention.

09. Perfect Situation - Weezer

What's the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There's the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing
And I'm a hero, but I'm a zero.

Larry ruins his own relationships. :/ Not only does he have a habit of falling for the wrong women, but he's also extremely clingy and needy. He doesn't mean to drive them away, really! He's just high maintenance. Which was almost the title of this fanmix, actually.

10. The Importance of Being Idle - Oasis

I sold my soul for the second time
'Cause the man, he don't pay me
I begged my landlord for some more time
He said “Son, the bills are waiting.”

My best friend called me the other night
He said “Man, you crazy?”
My girlfriend told me to get a life
She said “Boy, you lazy!”

But I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I’ll be fine, if you give me a minute
A man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it

This is another one that just feels like Larry to me. I don't think he's capable of doing anything that his heart isn't in--not for long, at least. And I'm certain he knows the importance of being idle, the lazy bum. ♥

And that's it! I'm actually really proud of this FST, much more so than the Phoenix one I did. If you liked it, too (or even if you didn't!), please let me know. I would love to have some feedback. ^_^
Tags: dramadramaduck, fst, larry butz, phoenix wright

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  • Toad WIP??

    Been a while since you've seen this guy, eh? Eh??

  • strange things are happening to me

    Whoa. What's up, LJ?

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