Idgie (feenietime) wrote,
Idgie
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Love is not a gadget, love is not a toy

I seriously freaking love my family. Where else would I be able to hear phrases like these?

"If the bush ain't talking, you can't poker."

"You want to vomit in his heathen chest?!"

"Those cookies are white chunk crackadamia."

"Shush your bush."

"Are you fingering the chicken?"

"It sounded like a cat... getting eaten and being fucked up the ass."

"Stanley. You have a Blockhead in your ass."

"If you eat it, I will come."

"Watch out for the rare Chatsworth Tree Boar!"

"Penis fish."

Those are just some of the ones that stuck out in my head.

Yes. Yes, I do so love my family.
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